Thursday, September 18, 2008

Award inflation

looking back, I realize that I have won a few awards.
I am an award-winning Chicken Wing Eater, an award-winning Writer, an award-winning Manager, an award-winning Runner, an award-winning Bowler, an award-winning Tight Head Prop Forward, an award-winning Nose Guard, an award-winning Online Editor, an award-winning Newspaper Managing Editor and an award winning Cancer Survivor.
When you consider my talents and skills it is obvious that I have spent my entire life in the Everybody-Gets-A-Trophy Universe.

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