More actors for my movie

For some reason, people are clammering to be in the movie of my live.
Sandy Wall has written in to say that he should be portrayed by Kevin James.
I was not sure if he meant Kevin James the Hollywood Actor

Or Kevin James the rugby player from New Zealand

He will have to clarify.
Of course his lovely wife will be played by Reese Witherspoon

Tonya Maxwell has asked that Lucy Liu play her.

Any other requests?