Monday, April 30, 2007

colostomy riddle

Spongebob: What is an ostomate's favorite punctuation mark?
Patrick: What's an ostomate?
Spongebob: An ostomate is someone who has an ostomy or an artificial hole in their belly from which waste is eliminated.
Patrick: Oh
Long silence.
Spongebob: So....
Long silence
Patrick: So ....
Spongebob: (yelling)What is an ostomate's favorite punctuation mark!!??
Patrick: Oh ... I don't know.
Spongebob: The semi-colon .. hahahahahahahahahahahaahaah!
Patrick: I don't get it.

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