We were paying for parking at the indoor football arena Saturday night.
"I know you but I can't remember your name," the lady taking our money said.
"It's Tom," I said.
"No, not you, her!" she said pointing into the back seat.
"I'm Lucy!" the little ham crowed.
"Lucy! Right!I saw you graduate from kindergarten," the lady said' "What have you been up to?"
Lucy has been watching TV, playing in the yard, playing on the computer and dismantling the house.
I actually do things, but no one cares or remembers.