Thursday, May 08, 2008

my favorite "Corner Gas" exchange

Oscar: I need you to protect my sidewalk. Wanda's been casing the joint so she can write her name.
Davis: Oh, that's Wanda that's been writing her name.
Oscar: Who else would be writing Wanda?
Davis: I thought it was an acronym for something.
Oscar: For what?
Davis: Oh, I don't know. Western Association of Non-Developed Agencies. World Agencies for Non-Developed Associations. Wizards Against Naked Dancing in Alberta. William and Nadine's Dental Appliances. And those are just off the top of my head.

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